The sun is out and it is supposed to warm up over the weekend. I am feeling like it is too nice to talk about serious foot issues. So today we will share foot riddles. Yes, there such a thing as foot riddles. To warm you up for foot riddles, you can watch the following video of NFL players telling each other bad jokes to see who will laugh first. It is very cute.
Now for the promised foot riddles.
1. Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
Cuz then it would be a foot!
2. Why couldn’t the two feet get along?
Cuz they both thought they were right!
3. What do you call a dinosaur with has a sore foot?
An Ankle-oh-sore-is (Ankylosaurus)
4. What is the last thing you take off before you go to bed?
Your feet off the floor!
5. What has 4 legs but no feet?
A table!
6. What do you call a dinosaur with stinky feet?
Ex-stinked (extinct)
7. What has 50 legs but can’t walk?
25 pairs of pants
8. Why did the silly kid put TGIF on his shoes?
Toes Go In First
9. Who always goes to bed with his shoes on?
A horse!
10. What do you get when you play the piano with your feet?
Footnotes!